Γιατί το κοτόπουλο πέρασε τον δρόμο? Παρτ 2 :P

Κάλλιο αργά παρά ποτέ! Και στα αγγλικά :P

Douglas Adams:
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Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Pyrrho the Skeptic:
What road?

The Sphinx:
You tell me.

Henry David Thoreau:
To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.

The Godfather:
I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Othello:
Jealousy.

Oscar Wilde:
Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.

Hamlet:
That is not the question.

George W. Bush:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .

Cast of Lost:
Jack Sheppard: I don't know, maybe the chicken was just moving in that direction. Why does it have to mean anything that it crossed the road?
John Locke: The Island demanded that the chicken cross at that moment.
Sawyer: Why are you so interested in the damn chicken, Colonel Sanders? Tired of mangos? Sayid, calmly: I know more about chickens and the use of them crossing roads than I care to remember. I don't know what is more disturbing. The fact that that chicken has crossed the road, or that it has only three toes.
Early Shannon: Ohmygod Boone, why should we care if the chicken crossed the road or not? It has nothing to do with us.
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Dude, did you see a chicken come this way?

Coldplay:
The chicken crossed the road for you and everything you did. And the chicken was all yellow.

Mythbusters:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.

J.R.R. Tolkien:
The Road goes ever on and on. It can be dangerous to step out into it, for the Road that starts at your front door leads to Rivendell and wilder places, and you can easily be swept away. If you are a chicken, it can lead to BBQ.

Philip K. Dick:
"What chicken? What road? Neither of them are real. "Neither are you."

Morpheus:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Jessica Simpson:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Shakespeare:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Gandhi:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Ξέρω, δεν είναι τόσο πετυχημένα, αλλά η προσπάθεια μετράει.

Ουφ...guys, μεγάλη ταλαιπωρία ο τελευταίος μήνας. Κούραση, γιατροί, αφραγκιές τρελές..Που διάθεση για Blogging... Μόνο comments στον maxim έκανα:P
Το μόνο που με σώζει είναι η αγάπη μου που την έπρηξα και αυτόν τον καιρό! Αλλά είναι άντρας με υπομονή και μ'αγαπάει μάλλον ο βλάκας(κι εγώ:P)
Τέλος πάντων.. Σε κάνα δυο βδομάδες θα πεταχτώ για 5 μέρες Κέρκυρα και ανυπομονω...... Πως και πως περιμένω!!!

Α! Και ατάκα φίλης μου για την οποία έλιωσα στα γέλια!!!
Πήγε σε γάμο, και της λένε αν θα τραβήξει καμιά φωτο. Της δίνει λοιπόν ο γαμπρος την ψηφιακή του! Πατούσε το ζοομ ιν λοιπόν και δεν δούλευε. Αντιθέτως κάθε φορά που πατούσε το κουμπακι έλεγε στην οθονούλα "Πλησιάστε το θέμα σας"
(Αυτόματο ζοομ και όλα τα λεφτά!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)